Student to Pass with Distinction, Rats Ate Answer Sheets of Exams Till May 9th!

Rats these days are being seen as the most notorious mongers in our country. The recent incidence in Bihar, of rats drinking one million liters of liquor stands testimony to the same. However, the story does not end here. The next prey of these rats has proven to be the examination sheets of the students of Panjab University, Chandigarh.
According to sources, when the Dean of Examination Affairs was on a round to ensure the safe-keeping of answer-sheets pertaining to the on-going examinations (Semester 2nd, 4th and 6th), what he found was a big gang of rats gorging on the bundle of answer sheets of all exams till May 9th.
“This is hilarious. I was in a state of awe when I saw the fat rats eating the answer sheets, as if they were on a picnic. I have asked the Bihar police to share the sketch of the rats who slipped liquor worth nine lacs in the state. I can smell some foul play. May be, someone has transported that notorious group of rats from Bihar to our campus. I am unable to overcome the sight of those rats”, said Mr. Moh Prakash, Dean of Examination Affairs, Panjab University.
Speaking about the future of the students being at stake, Mrs. Aish, Controller of Examinations said, “These rats have put the future of the students of our esteemed university at stake. However, we will not let that happen. Our students are our pride, and we won’t let any rat outshine them. So, we are planning to pass all the students with distinction. We will release an official statement after a meeting with the Vice-Chancellor.”
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Bhavya Gaind (SD College 32)

Bhavya Gaind (SD College 32)

A stout believer of the doctrine of karma, and definitely an optimist. Bhavya suffers from a childhood syndrome, of laughing at serious situations and the same translates in her writings in the form of disastrous wit. Food, music and books are the definition of immense happiness.

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