PU To Ban Clean-Shaven Students In Support Of #NoShaveNovember

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Cancer is an ever-growing menace in the society. According to a recent statistical analysis by Cancerindia.org, 71% of the deaths take place due to cancer. Keeping in view the same, Punjab Association of Moustaches (PAM) has issued serious orders to Panjab University to lend support for the #NoShaveNovember campaign. The senior officials of the University have agreed to this, and are staunch followers of Nathulal, which is clearly evident by the fact that they have decided to ban clean shaven students for this month. After all, ‘muche ho toh Nathulal jaisi ho, warna na ho’.

PAM has directed Panjab University to provide grooming kits to the students, and according to our confidential sources the University shall organise a beard-contest, in which the top 3 winners (who donate their money, which was otherwise to be spent on shaving, to educate about cancer promotion and aid those battling this epidemic) will be obliged with free food at the Student-Centre for an year. Punjab Association of Moustaches (PAM) is planning to boycott girls from threading from November,
2017.

Disclaimer – Do not believe us on #FakingNews, it is our own way of starting a rumor with some believably fake news. Stay charming with those kundiyaan muchaan, and join in for #NoShaveNovember.

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Bhavya Gaind (SD College 32)

Bhavya Gaind
(SD College 32)

A stout believer of the doctrine of karma, and definitely an optimist. Bhavya suffers from a childhood syndrome, of laughing at serious situations and the same translates in her writings in the form of disastrous wit. Food, music and books are the definition of immense happiness.

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