Kudos to all the student parties/groups in the Panjab University and the affiliated as none other than Mr. Muffler Man, is going to teach the art of giving dharna at our own Panjab University. It came to notice on February 6th, 2018 that the Muffler Man, the un-crowned king of dharnas has been appointed to teach a course at the Panjab University and help the students’ of the University to learn the very divine art.
According to one of the disciples of the Muffler Man, “He had an eye over the students’ of Panjab University since quite a time now, and he had noticed that the students’ lacked the very eminence of sitting for a dharna. The students lack the will power.”
“He is quite keen to teach in the Panjab University. He will be teaching how dharna is not done in jeans or trousers, and how kurta-pajama is a must.”, the disciple added.
Enrolments have already started in the limited seats program. In a total of 150 seats, 49 seats have already been booked. To apply send your Curriculum Vitae(CV) at Dharna_karenge.pu.ac.in. People with appropriate dharna skills are being selected by the Muffler Man himself and one has almost 23% chance of getting selected.
The classes for the special program will begin from February 31st, 2018 and will continue till 6 months. A number of tests will take place in between. From giving dharna in front of the Administratice office to giving dharna on roads will decide your level of giving dharna and will be awarded with a diploma in the art of Dharna giving.
So, are you ready to learn from the man, who is feared for his dharna? If yes, comment – ‘Mein dharna dunga’
Disclaimer: Bogus Bulletin is our Thursday section of believably fake news in which we write our hearts out. We have witnessed a number of dharnas as of now in the Panjab University, and we respect the cause for sure. But when we have to do something, why not learn it from the best.
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