(On Popular Demand)
Since so many of my chotu cupcakes have asked me the same question, I’ve decided to write to all you gabrus at once.
I know, I know, Maasi to the rescue!
So here it is my naughty samosas, I present to you your very own GUIDE TO COME OUT OF THE FRIENDZONE!
1) CARING IS SEXY
These apparently beautiful creatures called girls are most attracted to ‘care’. So trust me you little langoor, even if you look nothing short of Rowan Atkinson (read Rajpal Yadav), if you show your caring side, she might just fall for you.
2) STOP INSULTING HER
No matter how cool and absolutely necessary it is to make fun of your friends, if you continue to do that with her, she wouldn’t take you seriously my paneer pakoda!
3) BE ROMANTIC
Yes! All those cheesy quotes, one liners and random messages, keep the stock ready little man! No matter how much a girl will pretend to dislike all of these, she smiles and the violin inside her plays every time you send her one. (CAUTION- IF A GIRL DOESN’T LIKE ANY OF THESE, DONT FORGET TO DO HER AARTI. ALSO THEN JUST THE CARING WILL DO)
4) BREAKUP CUSHION
If God has mercy on you and has sent you in the life of a girl when she just had a breakup, you are one hell of a lucky guy! Act as her backup support, criticize all the faults with her ex and try and show that you’re not like that kanjar (devta for you, though).
Lines like, “He shouldn’t have done that. Someone like you deserves so much better.”
Always works my friend, always.
5) IGNORE A LITTLE
Yes no matter how much impossible it is to stay away from her (utter bakwas by the way), maintain some distance. Show her you are important too.
Time to throw some of your bullt and aviators attitude to her as well. (Caution- Don’t go overboard, remember you’re not pretty)
Gifts for this immense help to be sent at my bungalow in Sector 13. OkBye.